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We could spend hours
telling you about
all the engineering
and testing that has
gone into building
the Garbage Gorilla,
but then you would
forget why you came
here. So,
instead, we're going
to take a moment to
let you know that if
you order now
you'll receive a FREE
BONUS
high-tech
bungee cord. Two
(2) come with the
dual! We call
it the Cowa-BUNGEE!
Some
of our bungee
research data
Not
content to use just
any bungee cord, we
have included one
like you have never
seen before.
It has adjustable
hooks made of an
ultra-strong blend
of
polyphenyleneoxide
and polystyrene
containing 10% glass
fibers. In
its clear form, this
material is used to
make electric meter
covers which can
withstand a direct
hit with a sledge
hammer. We
have also developed
our own special
warning labels using
a process of
printing on shrink
tubing. Our
labels won't
interfere with cord
use like the tags
hanging on the
bungee cords you buy
in the store.
The
advanced hooks used
on our bungees are
designed so that if
you don't follow the
safety instructions
on the label, there
is less of a chance
that you will gouge
your eye out than
with the metal
hooks. Being
adjustable, means
that one of these
38" long cords
will work for all
applications.
No longer will you
need to maintain a
whole assortment
different sizes!
One
of the reasons we
provide this bungee
is so that if you
overstuff your waste
wheeler (which you
shouldn't do), you
can still keep the
lid shut while
driving it down to
the pickup point.
The cords can also
be used to help keep
the cans attached on
the run back when
they are empty.
 
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The
crummy cord you buy
in the store is on
the left.
Our
super-deluxe
high-tech bungee
cord is on the
right.h
And
finally, just as a
warning, we wanted
to let you know that
even though you will
have one of the
world's finest
bungee cords, don't
get cocky.
Please refrain from
using it for things
for which it was not
intended. Some
examples are shown
below.
Thank
you for giving
the Garbage
Gorilla™ transport
a try!
Good
Gizmos, Inc.
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